Mother has all the business sense
Stocks in AT&T
Goes to places like Paris, France
And sometimes sends for me
 
Mother comes and goes, often telephones
Knows nearly everyone there is to know
And I’m always packed ‘case she sends for me
Today – I might have to fly TWA
 
Mother goes to Virginia
Here’s what she likes to do
Takes her lawyer along with her
From Madison Avenue
 
Mother comes and goes, often telephones
Knows nearly everyone there is to know
And I’m always packed ‘case she sends for me
Today – you never can tell when I might go away
 
Mother shops at designer stores
Always stylish and chic
She’s invited to grand affairs
Each and every week
 
Mother comes and goes, often telephones
Knows nearly everyone there is to know
And I’m always packed ‘case she sends for me
Today – you never can tell when I might go away
 
I might have to fly TWA
You never know with Mother but I love her anyway